Broken Jaws Are In
Above is Brian Hunt sporting the latest in Jaw Wiring technology. A lot of kids want to be like Brian Hunt, mostly because he is an amazing bike rider, and recently he started the broken jaw trend. I hope it doesn’t get too popular, but Anthony Napolitan is the latest to follow Brian’s path into the jaw wired shut club. Hopefully this trend doesn’t catch on any more than it has, but if it does Jamba Juice stock is going to go through the roof. No solid food for Anthony for a few weeks. Hopefully by now Brian is at the end of his closed-mouth run, and will be free soon.
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Amanda Munchel added this brilliant insight on Aug 14 09 at 9:44 pmOMiGoddness.! That is PAINFUL.! I have it wired shut and it hurts like hell.! Idknow why anyone would ever want their Jaw Wired shut for fun or for a trend, ‘cuz that is stupid.! That ‘trend’ is really odd and really stupid. It could cause a lot of problems.
Josh added this brilliant insight on Mar 14 10 at 7:25 pmUh, Amanda, hun, it’s satire. It’s a joke. It’s not really a trend.






